awards

Awards

Team League Award

Stephanie Bahen and Lance Seboe Tuesday Open 2s League Champion

Shani Rabideaux and Loran Wappes Tuesday Open 2s 2nd Place Team

Jason Berger and Steve Langenbrunner Tuesday Open 2s 3rd Place Team

Ryan’s Team Wednesday Mixed 4s League Champion

Sets-Crazed Maniacs Wednesday Mixed 4s 2nd Place Team

3B Wednesday Mixed 4s 3rd Place Team

4Skins Thursday Men’s 4s League Champion

210 Auto Parts Thursday Men’s 4s 2nd Place Team

Iverson Inn Thursday Men’s 4s 3rd Place Team

Way Less Serious Awards

Person/Team Award Description

4Skins Viagra “This Stuff Really Works” Award For demonstrating its effectiveness. The one week they didn’t take it (during playoffs,) the entire team went limp.

Shani Rabideaux Wonder Bra “This Thing Really Works” Award For demonstrating its effectiveness by eliminating a player from the league with her underwear.

Kevin Snyder Winston Churchill “Stiff Upper Lip” Award For having an “encounter” with the net only to be left hanging by his lip for several seconds.

Lee Korby and Hillary Koch Ellen DeGeneres “Hey, there are Brooms in this Closet!” Award For taking an excessive amount of time to be separated after a collision and pile up while playing 2s.

Randy Henschel Al Borland “My Women Wear Flannel” Award For quitting his mixed 4s team to play on a men’s 4s team when the women didn’t meet his dress code.

Bob Pfeffer and Mike Patenaude Bosnian Serb “Internal Conflict” Award For working out their differences in public.

Shani Rabideaux and Beth Kieren Martha Stewart “Red Curtains Would be Nice” Award For decorating their apartments on the court, while their teammates tried to play a match.

Jodi Berg and Bob Pfeffer Pete Sampras “Give Me a Racket” Award For having to be told that 2s meant two players “per side” after a particulary long volley in which no other players touched the ball.

Bob Pfeffer Webster’s Dictionary “New Use of the Language” Award For introducing a new phrase, “the Bob” which describes a particularly cheesey play, in which no other players are required.

3B Mens Team WatchTower “Born Again” Award For undergoing a spectatular transformation from cursing construction workers to a formidable volleyball team.

Jason Berger Kenny Rogers “Coward of the County” Award For choosing a forfeit and an automatic win rather than have his mixed 4s team face Michelle and Amanda playing 2s.

Brian Haluptzok Red McCombs “Absentee Owner” Award For sponsoring teams in several leagues, but never showing up to play in them.

Jim Merrill Flipper “Flopper” Award For expending an incredible amount of effort and playing all out, diving hither and yon across the court.

The Hackensmith Family Waltons “This is Walton’s Mountain” Award For having the power to make the Northland Volleyball Club do anything they would like, by threatening to quit, thereby eliminating most of the membership.

Team	League	Award
Stephanie Bahen and Lance Seboe	Tuesday Open 2s	League Champion
Shani Rabideaux and Loran Wappes	Tuesday Open 2s	2nd Place Team
Jason Berger and Steve Langenbrunner	Tuesday Open 2s	3rd Place Team

Ryan’s Team	Wednesday Mixed 4s	League Champion
Sets-Crazed Maniacs	Wednesday Mixed 4s	2nd Place Team
3B	Wednesday Mixed 4s	3rd Place Team

4Skins	Thursday Men’s 4s	League Champion
210 Auto Parts	Thursday Men’s 4s	2nd Place Team
Iverson Inn	Thursday Men’s 4s	3rd Place Team

Person/Team	Award	Description
4Skins	Viagra “This Stuff Really Works” Award	For demonstrating its effectiveness. The one week they didn’t take it (during playoffs,) the entire team went limp.
Shani Rabideaux	Wonder Bra “This Thing Really Works” Award	For demonstrating its effectiveness by eliminating a player from the league with her underwear.
Kevin Snyder	Winston Churchill “Stiff Upper Lip” Award	For having an “encounter” with the net only to be left hanging by his lip for several seconds.
Lee Korby and Hillary Koch	Ellen DeGeneres “Hey, there are Brooms in this Closet!” Award	For taking an excessive amount of time to be separated after a collision and pile up while playing 2s.
Randy Henschel	Al Borland “My Women Wear Flannel” Award	For quitting his mixed 4s team to play on a men’s 4s team when the women didn’t meet his dress code.
Bob Pfeffer and Mike Patenaude	Bosnian Serb “Internal Conflict” Award	For working out their differences in public.
Shani Rabideaux and Beth Kieren	Martha Stewart “Red Curtains Would be Nice” Award	For decorating their apartments on the court, while their teammates tried to play a match.
Jodi Berg and Bob Pfeffer	Pete Sampras “Give Me a Racket” Award	For having to be told that 2s meant two players “per side” after a particulary long volley in which no other players touched the ball.
Bob Pfeffer	Webster’s Dictionary “New Use of the Language” Award	For introducing a new phrase, “the Bob” which describes a particularly cheesey play, in which no other players are required.
3B Mens Team	WatchTower “Born Again” Award	For undergoing a spectatular transformation from cursing construction workers to a formidable volleyball team.
Jason Berger	Kenny Rogers “Coward of the County” Award	For choosing a forfeit and an automatic win rather than have his mixed 4s team face Michelle and Amanda playing 2s.
Brian Haluptzok	Red McCombs “Absentee Owner” Award	For sponsoring teams in several leagues, but never showing up to play in them.
Jim Merrill	Flipper “Flopper” Award	For expending an incredible amount of effort and playing all out, diving hither and yon across the court.
The Hackensmith Family	Waltons “This is Walton’s Mountain” Award	For having the power to make the Northland Volleyball Club do anything they would like, by threatening to quit, thereby eliminating most of the membership.